Question: Did noah have air conditioning on the ark?

(Posted by: ΚΑΛΛΊΣΤῌ on 2009-08-07 01:05:31)

Just wondering how the polar bears and penguins were able to survive those 40 days stuffed on that hot Ark... not to mention how Noah got them there in the first place. any ideas, anyone?

Posted by: Inquisitor on 2009-08-07, 01:10:11

God used his magic miracle power to create humans and the universe. He created the flood and used magic powers to make it all happen. They are historic moments because god did what only god could do. Using logic, reason, science or common sense to tackle these questions goes against the whole concept of faith. It says god had two of each kind on the boat. That means one AC unit and one swamp cooler.

Posted by: Spike on 2009-08-07, 01:10:16

"god's ways are beyond our comprehension...so just accept it on faith and stop asking " (he got the polar bears there by chopper)

Posted by: Relativistic on 2009-08-07, 01:10:16

Mmm, he would have had a motherfucker of a time with the sewage too.

Posted by: Pink Satin Pants on 2009-08-07, 01:10:59

No AC on the ark, but... Noah ordered the polar bears and penguins through Amazon.com (the Canaanite branch), which shipped them via a refrigeration camel. Once on board the arc, he housed them with the biblical "Fonz, " who blew on them to keep them "cool. " Aaaaayyyyyyyy.

Posted by: martinmm on 2009-08-07, 01:11:23

Same as i do with my beers.Cold Storage.

Posted by: jeshurun on 2009-08-07, 01:12:37

There were windows on the Ark, on the upper level. The Polar bears, and penguins lived the same way they were created; with help from Jehovah. If man doesn't stop global warming, these animals will eventually become extinct. God's Kingdom will soon bring back peace and harmony to our earth. God will bring to ruin those ruining the earth Revelation 11:18 Jehovah's Witnesses would be happy to help you learn about God's Kingdom.

Posted by: Radio J - Bringing Sexy back! on 2009-08-07, 01:22:59

((Goddess)) trust you to ponder the great imponderables.... !! I doubt that they even knew how to make ice in the Middle East over 2,000 years ago..... let alone, discovered polar bears or penguins on polar opposite spheres of the Earth...

Posted by: Creation on 2009-08-07, 02:31:04

Yes he bought from my company, I sold him at discounted rate. Are you interested to get one?

Posted by: Brian T on 2009-08-07, 08:09:42

I've been trying to find a way to say that the ice that both animals live on would simply float about the flood waters, but I can't find a way that doesn't make me sound like a literalist.

Posted by: Instant Star Just Add Coffee on 2009-08-07, 09:49:25

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Posted by: Richard Davis on 2009-08-07, 15:15:02

God used his godly magic to make it so, like he does in all bible stories.

Posted by: Michael M. on 2009-08-08, 09:33:15

Apparently the sunday school teacher lied to you too. OK the Bible says that there was pair of animals of every "kind " or "sort " not of every animal. There is this cool thing called evolution that takes care of the rest. So there was no polar bear, maybe not even a bear, but if there was the bear's offspring would evolve into the polar bear, the grizzly, etc. So no need for A/ C. Penguins are birds. Same thing. They evolved from the birds on the ark. It's funny many Christians refute evolution because of the inbetween stages. Like where's the half man half ape? But if they would really read their own Bible they would see the answers. Everything evolved from it's own species. It's even Biblical. On the contrary evolutionist dismiss the Bible when it solves their own problems. We are so polarized in our thoughts that we can't make any sense out of things. I wish people would open their eyes for truth. I do.