Question: Did the ark come equipped with heaters and air conditioning?

(Posted by: Ralph M on 2008-07-01 17:53:44)

Depends what animal you are. How did Noah keep polar bears cool? How did polar bears walk 5000 miles to Noah and not become overheated? How did Noah keep horned desert toads hot and dry? excellent and deep question scribblo ;)

Posted by: Old Kid on 2008-07-01, 17:59:16

Not to mention all the animals indigenous to Australia. AND all the fresh water fish which would have been killed by the mixing of salt water. Spence, PLEASE tell me WHICH parts are literal and which aren't. You seem to know this info. I really want to know!

Posted by: Bear Grylls on 2008-07-01, 17:56:30

Yes. and it had two turn tables and a microphone.

Posted by: Colette Pioline ART on 2008-07-01, 17:56:53

Forget that. How did he keep them all from being buried alive in crap?

Posted by: Garden Man on 2008-07-01, 17:57:47

Don't know but it must have had a foul smell being in there a long time.

Posted by: A ray of Light on 2008-07-01, 17:57:49

With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

Posted by: G-unit on 2008-07-01, 17:58:02

Yeah............and how did he keep animals from eating each other?

Posted by: Spence on 2008-07-01, 17:58:17

Most of the Old Testament is not to be taken literally. Any sensible Christian does not actually believe the ark had polar bears and what not.

Posted by: �àntes on 2008-07-01, 17:58:36

The ammonia expelled by all the feces from all those animals confined like that would have been fatal, but then again, we're talking miracles here aren't we?

Posted by: James Bond on 2008-07-01, 17:59:11

It wasn't needed. The ark only contained the tablets of stone.

Posted by: Charlie on 2008-07-01, 17:59:30

Yeah, with God all things are possible - so, why the hell did he need Noah?

Posted by: James M on 2008-07-01, 17:59:31

No, but it had a great stereo system in the dashboard....of course, they were still using 8-tracks back then...

Posted by: scribblo on 2008-07-01, 18:00:19

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Who provided the habitat for the pubic lice? But your questions are good, too. ;-)

Posted by: Pam on 2008-07-01, 18:00:31

Good question! Ok, I think polar bears live in the arctic and I don't think the ice melted when the flood came, even if it touched the arctic...it FROZE...and the polar bears were safe. I also believe in a pre-adamite world. This is when the dinosaurs were on earth. God told Adam in genesis to "REPLENISH " the earth....that means it was once populated...right?

Posted by: answer man on 2008-07-01, 18:00:59

I'm not sure about that other stuff but I do know he had an eight track player (it was a long time ago).

Posted by: mopstar213 on 2008-07-01, 18:01:28

Good point. penguins musta brought ice bags with them. how did he stop the lions from eating all the other animals.

Posted by: Joe Bloe on 2008-07-01, 18:03:42

Stock answer to these questions: Things were different in those days.

Posted by: egyphile on 2008-07-01, 18:10:09

No! And those poor bastards either froze or sweated blood trying to shovel a ton of elephant shyt every day...not to mention an additional 10 tons of mixed crap from everything except the gorillas who were naturally inclined to toss out their own feces...mostly at Noah for putting them on that pest ship to begin with. LOL Spence: Are you joking. Many Christians, and ALL sola scripturists, not only believe every word of the Noah myth, but claim there were DINOSAURS on the ark also!!!! James Bond: Sorry, Jimmy, you got the wrong Ark. The tablets were in the Ark of the Covenant. LOL

Posted by: nickname on 2008-07-01, 18:12:16

Some believe that the Jesus and his followers preached stories were used to teach morals. Could they be true? No one knows. some say with god anything is possible. I believe both. It's really hard to tell. For example: Jesus Walking on Water. Walking on water is a symbol of conquering fears and having the power over evil. Fire represents evil or visa versa. Water represents the opposite of fire. (Water puts fire out) Some say it was a story to teach morals. But of course! with all the power that Jesus had others say he could walk on water any day.