Question: Will i be able to use my 401k to gain entry into heaven before the economy renders it valueless?

(Posted by: Master ß ƒƒƒƒ on 2009-02-11 13:28:47)

I have some pretty good international funds, Oppenheimer, Morningstar, I mean surely the mutually collected good deeds of hard- working Americans consolidated as shares in my 401k will help me breach the pearly gates?

Posted by: dove on 2009-02-11, 17:12:30

You will surely have to know maths...and know how to sing and dance... ka-ching ...

Posted by: fє�νєит вαттє�у on 2009-02-11, 13:34:47

People are deluded into believing in such concept "heaven " which is a totally big FAT lie. But I'm sure you can

Posted by: kinetochore on 2009-02-11, 13:35:23

Donate to my church.... as soon as I make one.

Posted by: Cat78 on 2009-02-11, 13:35:34

Nope sorry. It would have been ok during the Reagan regime but not anymore.

Posted by: ISSIK on 2009-02-11, 13:36:09

No it's how much Bull Sh** you can sell!

Posted by: tattoomomkc on 2009-02-11, 13:37:30

We no longer sell indulgences. Sorry.